Posts Tagged ‘Comedy’

Ladykillers, The

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

Ladykillers, The
Ladykillers, The (2004)

IMDB rating: 6.20

Plot: A remake of the 1955 comedy, the story revolves around a Southern professor who puts together a group of thieves to rob a casino. They rent a room in an old woman’s house, but soon she discovers the plot and they must kill her, a task that is more difficult than it seems.

Directors: Coen Ethan

Actors: Hanks Tom,Wayans Marlon,Simmons J.K.,Ma Tzi,Hurst Ryan,Wallace George,McConnell John,Weaver Jason,Root Stephen,Jordan Walter K.,Bell George Anthony,Grunberg Greg,Comedy,Crime,Thriller,

Laughing matters
08.10.09

To tell the truth, only the first third of the overrated, overstretched The Invention of Lying is above average.

Once, a few years ago, in a San Francisco bookstore, I stepped back to get a better view of a floor-to-ceiling shelf, and stepped, hard, on the foot of Imogene Coca, one of the best TV/stage comedians of the 20th century.

The Lizzie McGuire Movie

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

The Lizzie McGuire Movie
The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)

IMDB rating: 4.70

Plot: Lizzie McGuire is a teenager graduating from Junior high school, and eager to find adventures in Rome, Italy on a School trip. Upon arriving there, she discovers that she is the identical spitting image of an Italian beauty who is half of a famous pop duo. Meeting Pualo, the other half of the duo, she is reeled into posing as Isabella on what becomes a journey of self-discovery.

buy and download The Lizzie McGuire Movie

Directors: Fall Jim

Actors: Lamberg Adam,Carradine Robert,Thomas Jake,Snyder Clayton,Gellman Yani,Kelly Brendan,Escobar Daniel,Racicot Jody,Kelamis Peter,Adventure,Comedy,Family,Music,Romance,

Is there a second Lizzie Mcguire movie?
i know about the first one where she goes to rome but is there a second movie after that


let’s hope not!
blablab | Jan 01, 2010


no there’s not a 2nd lizzie mcguire movie! but if a sequel is made, nothing less than that!
Roopas | Jan 01, 2010

Old Dogs

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Old Dogs
Old Dogs (2009)

IMDB rating: 5.10

Plot: Two best friends — one unlucky-in-love divorcee and the other a fun-loving bachelor — have their lives turned upside down when they’re unexpectedly charged with the care of 7-year-old twins while on the verge of the biggest business deal of their lives. The not-so-kid-savvy bachelors stumble in their efforts to take care of the twins, leading to one debacle after another, and perhaps to a new-found understanding of what’s really important in life.

Directors: Becker Walt

Actors: Alpert Sherman,Alva William,Astoyan Chris,Aubin Kevin,Castillo Oscar J.,Cullen Chris,Davis DeRay,Davis Kent,Dean-Hackett Kevin,Dillon Matt,Douglas Connor,Enright Michael,Gere David,Green Seth,Harp Jet,Comedy,Crime,Drama,

How do you discipline a puppy when she goes pottyon the carpet? Do you really need to discipline her?
My brother said to hit her and rub her nose in it, and slam her in the cage. I had an argument that, that is abusing, and it wont help. She’ll just go again. I mean, puppies have small bladders, they drink alot. But my puppy is only 8 weeks old. All i do when she pees on the carpet is clean it up and take her outside again. I just want to really know what to do if she does this again. Is my method alright? She barely pees in the house.

**Oh and another thing, Not sure if I really want to keep her. I said "I" because I’m the one always taking care of her, I do the food and walk her and play. All my brothers do is play with her. I want some help in her too. I want to keep her, But I worried about the care and whatever for her. I always wanted a puppy, my whole life. And this is a big chance. My parents never wanted a dog. Anyways a second question. do you think I should keep her?


if your under 18, that puppy is your parents responsibility…not yours or your brother. Your parents sound a bit irresponsible. Anyways…your brother is wrong. You never do that to a dog…just repeat what you are doing and continue taking her outside when she has an accident. If you are the only person that is caring of this puppy, maybe you should find it a new home with responsible ADULTS to care for her properly.

if your parents dont want her then how do you expect yourself to pay for food, vet bills, flea prevention and so on??? i sure hope they care for her they way she needs to be cared for
Celica D | Feb 01, 2010


Disciplining is very important, but it isn’t so much "how" you discipline her as much as "when" you discipline her.

Think about it, if your dog knew she was doing something wrong, she wouldn’t have done it. So punishing her 30 minutes after it happens by throwing her in her cage will mean nothing to her because she won’t even remember breaking a rule.

So instead, wait until you catch her in the act, then come in scolding her, and pick her up and put her where you want her to use the restroom (outside?). Then, when she uses the bathroom outside, immediately reward her.

This lets her know that outside = good, and inside = bad. Also as a puppy she will have to go to the bathroom every few hours, so make sure you are there to take her out at that time.
luke h | Feb 01, 2010


This is what needs happen for house training a dog (I do not condone what your brother said, this causes an insecure dog, who will become aggressive and over-protective)
Take your dog out before and after every meal. Praise her very happily when she goes outside

Take her outside every hour, if she hasn’t eaten or drank.

After drinking anything, within 20 minutes she needs to go outside and potty.

Gradually, these can be maximized, and she will learn to hold it overnight.

YES KEEP THE DOG. People shouldn’t just get a puppy and decide to get rid of it. I’m sick of that. Keep the puppy, she will become a great, loving, companion for everyone.

Goodbye Solo

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Goodbye Solo
Goodbye Solo (2008)

IMDB rating: 8.00

Plot: On the lonely roads of Winston-Salem, North Carolina, two men forge an improbable friendship that will change both of their lives forever. Solo is a Senegalese cab driver working to provide a better life for his young family. William is a tough Southern good ol’ boy with a lifetime of regrets. One man’s American dream is just beginning, while the other’s is quickly winding down. But despite their differences, both men soon realize they need each other more than either is willing to admit. Through this unlikely but unforgettable friendship, GOODBYE SOLO deftly explores the passing of a generation as well as the rapidly changing face of America.

Directors: Bahrani Ramin

Actors: Savane Souleymane Sy,West Red,Williams Lane ‘Roc’,Lam Mamadou,Anyieth Peter N.,Babel Jim,Fleeman Neill,Greene Chris,Hernandez Viktor,Jok Wel Mayom,Juuk J. Malaak,Lee Damian Jewan,Lo Djibril,Comedy,Drama,

are these good lyrics to use for a rockband?
VERSE 1
100 light years away
since i found out you
left i cried all night and
day
solo
thogather we will fall
when i see you with tears in your eyes
and leaf to the next goodbye

CHORUS
girl come and meet togather
in another day and say
come and be with me oh oh yeah
VERSE 3
the stars just keep dying
as we seperate
and then go away and away
and i say
SOLO GUITAR
CHORUS
girl come and meet togather
in another day and say come
and be with me oh oh yeah oh yea

well those were the lirycs so just give me feed back i dont care how mean you are i just want to get better ok so just go at it wont hurt my feelings


Sounds slightly pansy..ish.
Reminds me of "Check Yes Juliet" by We The Kings.
Agnieszka | Jan 17, 2010


You need to give it some balls!
Luke | Jan 17, 2010


i’ve heard way better and i’ve heard way worse i wish i knew which type of rock you were talking about (soft rock, hard rock, alternative rock, electronic rock, piano rock, etc.)
DJC | Jan 17, 2010


It’s a great thought, I can see that, but you’re having a hard time putting it out in a way that doesn’t sound flowery. Your lyrics are not horrible, but when I try to imagine them as a song, I see them as coming from a band like Daughtry.

Strip your lyrics of phrases like "100 lightyears" and "stars dying" and try to see the big picture; you want to be with this girl through trifles and everything in general. Also, get read of fillers like "oh yeah" until you develop a whole song.

If you’re really serious about creating a song, you should read some books on lyrical writing and examine some great lyrically-written songs.
Reflectives | Jan 17, 2010


Well it really doesn’t matter the words it’s just how you use them. Use them meaning the beat and things. So if that’s what you want them to be then fine. Just remember the beat and stuff. Plays a huge role in it.
Wolfie | Jan 18, 2010


Your grammar.
It’s fail.
SolracV | Jan 18, 2010

Unfaithfully Yours

Friday, January 15th, 2010

Unfaithfully Yours
Unfaithfully Yours (1984)

IMDB rating: 5.80

Plot: Claude Eastman, is a composer and conductor. He is married to Daniella, who is half his age. While away on a trip he told his Italian driver, Giuseppe, to tell his friend Norman to keep an eye on her, or take care of her. But his english is not too good, so Norman thought he was saying that Claude wanted him to hire a private eye to keep tabs on her. Which he did. Claude tells him that it’s ok but the man Norman hired gives him his report and it says something happened while he was away. Claude, of course, tells him to throw it away but after Norman leaves, Claude tries to retrieve it and tries to read it but Daniella’s there, when Giuseppe destoys it, he goes to the man Norman hired to get a copy. He tells Claude that a man went into his apartment while he was away and left at an unusual hour, and that he also has a video. Claude tells him to destroy it but shortly after leaving returns so that he can watch it. Now the video’s a little fuzzy but clearly he can see that the man wears a particular type of clothing. Claude goes around checking every man he knows to see if they wear that clothing. He discovers that Max, his protege and a ladies man wears it. After confronting Daniella, she is harboring a secret but not what Claude thinks it is, so when she tells Claude that it’s no big thing, Claude freaks out, and is planning to kill her and frame Max but an unforeseen circumstance disrupts the perfect plan he dreamed up.

Download Unfaithfully Yours

Directors: Zieff Howard

Actors: Moore Dudley,Assante Armand,Brooks Albert,Libertini Richard,Shull Richard B.,Triska Jan,Behrens Bernard,Mann Leonard,Mele Nicholas,Rayson Benjamin,Comedy,Music,Romance,

ino its not poetry but do u like it?
Do you sometimes wonder how people can be so heartless or so inconsiderate? Well I always wonder the exact same thing. I question the thought of the person who shares it, I question they

Sex and the City: The Movie

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Sex and the City: The Movie
Sex and the City: The Movie (2008)

IMDB rating: 5.40

Plot: After moving in together in an impossibly beautiful New York apartment, Carrie Bradshaw and Mr. Big make a rather arbitrary decision to get married. The wedding itself proves to be anything but a hasty affair—the guest list quickly blooms from 75 to 200 guests, and Carrie’s simple, label-less wedding gown gives way to an enormous creation that makes her look like a gigantic cream puff. An upcoming photo spread in Vogue puts the event—which will take place at the New York Public Library—squarely in the public eye. Meanwhile, Carrie’s girlfriends—Samantha, the sexpot; Charlotte, the sweet naif; and Miranda, the rigid perfectionist—could not be happier. At least, they couldn’t be happier for Carrie. Charlotte still has the unrealized hope of getting pregnant. Samantha is finding a loving, committed relationship more grueling than she could have imagined. Miranda unwittingly lets her own unhappiness—created when Steve admits to cheating on her just once—spoil Carrie’s. After a heated encounter with Steve, she happens to spot Mr. Big and tells him he’s crazy to get married. She’s really only thinking of her own marriage. But her angry remark gets Mr. Big to thinking.

Sex and the City: The Movie

Directors: King Michael Patrick

Actors: Noth Chris,Eigenberg David,Handler Evan,Lewis Jason,Cantone Mario,Garson Willie,Pupo Joseph,Comedy,Romance,

Is Sex and the City:The Movie available on iTunes?
i really want to buy it and ive rented it before, but i searched it on iTunes and i cant find it…is it no longer available?? i searched "sex and the city:the movie" and it cam up with a bunch of sound tracks and stuff. then i clicked "movies" under "filter by media type" and it said "your search had no results. use power search…" is it possible that they removed it or something?? you try to search it, if you find it, please let me know!! if not, also let me know!! thank you!!


i actually just emailed itunes earlier today asking if they can put it back up, because i wanted to buy it yesterday. i will tell you if they can put it back on itunes when i get an email from them :)

telia | Jan 05, 2010


It’s not on iTunes
chef101 | Jan 03, 2010

Mousehunt

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Mousehunt
Mousehunt (1997)

IMDB rating: 5.90

Plot: A family film about a mouse that lives in an old house where the geriatric owner dies, and ‘Nathan Lane’ (qv) and ‘Lee Evans (I)’ (qv) have plans for, but they have trouble getting rid of the mouse. It’s like Home Alone with a mouse.

Directors: Verbinski Gore

Actors: Lane Nathan,Evans Lee,Chaykin Maury,Christmas Eric,Jeter Michael,Abercrombie Ian,Poppick Eric,Sabella Ernie,Hickey William,Walken Christopher,Emmich Cliff ‘Fatty’,Action,Comedy,Family,

Tips On Catching Mice?
So I don’t want to give this thing too much credit, but if you’ve Mousehunt with Nathan Lane just take that down a few notches and you’ll know what I’m dealing with.

It’s crafty and ballsy, to the point it’ll run right past me through the middle of the room, it has gotten the peanut butter off of 5 different traps without even setting them off, it moved the sticky pad completely (I don’t know if it was on it, it looks like it, but it was moved away from the wall the next morning) and it is LIVING in my printer.

I’m all for being humane but I’m sick of hearing him running around the basement (where I live) and I’m tired of emptying my printer tray of mouse turds and the crap he carries. I want him dead.

Anyone have some good suggests? I’ve tried sticky pads, mouse kill, traps and nothing works. Any brands of traps that have been foolproof, because this thing is starting to get to me.


they sell ones not that in order to get to the food they have to go into a box and than they can not get out

pickmefirstplz | Dec 14, 2009


Get the largest sticky pad you can find. Put a small dab of PB in the center and set it out. If he has to step on it to reach the PB he’ll be stuck. There’s no way he can step on that sticky pad and get off again.
mustanger | Dec 14, 2009


A Victor snap trap baited with smooth peanut butter(rub it into the trigger pan).If that doesn’t kill him try a rat trap(they’re bigger).If that doesn’t work (HUGE RAT) try a Victor long spring trap or bb gun
paulofhouston | Dec 14, 2009


Get the largest sticky trap you can find put bait on it and nail it to the floor , most have holes on them to do this.
clint | Dec 14, 2009


RID-X Pest plug it in and forget it. Believe me It works. It drives them away so you don’t have to worry about it going off and dieing with that awful odor
sdperk | Dec 14, 2009

Mask of Zorro, The

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

Mask of Zorro, The
Mask of Zorro, The (1998)

IMDB rating: 6.80

Plot: In early 19th century California the masked swordsman hero Zorro was a champion of the people against the tyranny of Spanish rule, represented by the ruthless Governor Montero. Unfortunately, on the eve of his greatest triumph, the liberation of California, Montero learns of Zorro’s secret identity as Don Diego de la Vega and attacks the rebel in his home leaving him imprisoned, his wife dead and his daughter abducted to be claimed as the child of Montero. Twenty years pass, and Montero returns to California intent on a foul plan to bring it under his total control. Upon learning of his return, Don Diego escapes from his long imprisonment and prepares for his revenge. Part of it involves the training of an orphan who helped him as a boy to become his successor. Together, the two must prepare to do battle with Montero and his American henchman to save California and reunite with Diego’s lost daughter. So once again, the enemies of freedom and justice in California must fear of the man who leaves the mark of the Z.

Online Movies World

Directors: Campbell Martin

Actors: Banderas Antonio,Wilson Stuart,Chaykin Maury,Hopkins Anthony,Letscher Matt,Amendola Tony,Tavira Jose Maria de,Sieres Diego,Guerra Emiliano,Morayta Paco,Marquez William,Altamirano Pedro,Romance,Comedy,Western,Action,Adventure,

Who is Antonia Banderas in the movie The Mask Of Zorro?
Read the title :)


Zorro.
Lol.

Power 2 the People. | Dec 12, 2009

Knight’s Tale, A

Friday, January 8th, 2010

Knight's Tale, A
Knight’s Tale, A (2001)

IMDB rating: 6.40

Plot: Inspired by “The Canterbury Tales,” as well as the story of Ulrich von Lichtenstein, this is the story of William, a young squire with a gift for jousting. After his master dies suddenly, the squire hits the road with his cohorts Roland and Wat. On the journey, they stumble across an unknown writer, Chaucer. William, lacking a proper pedigree, convinces Chaucer to forge genealogy documents that will pass him off as a knight. With his newly-minted history in hand, the young man sets out to prove himself a worthy knight at the country’s jousting competition, and finds romance along the way.

here i find movie online Knight’s Tale, A and download

Directors: Helgeland Brian

Actors: Sewell Rufus,Bettany Paul,Ledger Heath,Addy Mark,Tudyk Alan,Handy Scott,Purefoy James,Conwell Leagh,Cazenove Christopher,O’Donnell Steve,Slinger Jonathan,Brimble Nick,Action,Adventure,Comedy,Romance,

Help me with my study questions for British Literature?
Discuss some specific ways in which

Sleepless in Seattle

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Sleepless in Seattle
Sleepless in Seattle (1993)

IMDB rating: 6.60

Plot: Sam is a recent widower who is seeking someone new. Sam’s son Jonah, is also looking for a new mother, so when Jonah puts his father on national radio, hundreds of women write to him. One of the women is Annie. She’s engaged to Walter, but he’s a bit strange. Annie goes to great lengths to meet Sam.

Directors: Ephron Nora

Actors: Hanks Tom,Pullman Bill,Malinger Ross,Garber Victor,Hyde Pierce David,Reiner Rob,Farrell Tom Riis,Comedy,Romance,Drama,

WHERE COULD I FIND SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE THE MOVIE ONLINE FOR FREE?


You can try this link:
http://www.monova.org/details/143299/SLE EPLESS%20IN%20SEATTLE%20%281993%29%20%5B ENG%5D%20%5BDVDRIP%5D.html

| Dec 09, 2009


http://www.watch-movies.net.in/link/slee pless-in-seattle-1993/

:) Kat Arruda. | Dec 09, 2009


You can watch Sleepless in Seattle online for free at:

http://www.watchh.net/comedy/sleepless-i n-seattle-1993/
Katie | Dec 09, 2009