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Secret Lives of Second Wives, The (2007)
IMDB rating: 3.40
Plot: Lynn Hughes finds that marriage the second time around is far from idyllic when the ex wife and her children return to manipulate her husband Jack.
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Directors: Mendeluk George
Actors: Brian McNamara,McDonell Ryan,Payne Dan,Duchart Paul,Dorsey Rufus,Huck Peter,Drama,Romance,
are these jokes REALLY funny?:P?
these are from my first post if you didn’t see the first ones then heres the link.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index; _ylt=Agwh9xj7KqZQj5CjnUn9xOAazKIX;_ylv=3 ?qid=20090820090754AAQvbng
first joke.
EVER WONDER
why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
why you don’t see the headline "psychic wins the lotto?
why is it that docters call what they do "practice"?
why is lemon juice made with artificials flavor and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
why is the person who invests all your money called a broker? why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?
why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food? when dog food is new and improved tasting, who tastes it? why didn’t know swat those 2 mosquitoes? if con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
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after numerous rounds of "we don’t know if bin laden is still alive" Osama decided in his own hand writing to let him know he was still in the game
bush opens the letter and it appears to contain a secret coded message 370HSSV-0773H
bush was baffled, so he typed it out and e-mailed it to colin powell, colin and his aides have no clue either so they send it to the CIA, months went past USA was put on red alert the country was placed in a state of self imposed curfew. So it went to NSA then to MIT, NASHA and to the special secret service. Eventually they asked Britian’s MI6 for help. they cabled the white house "tell the president he is looking at the message upside down."
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you are on the bus when you suddenly realize..you need to fart. the music on the bus is really loud, so you time your fart with the beat, after A couple of songs, you start to feel better as you aproach your stop, as you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and looking really angry, that’s when you remember, you’ve been listening to your ipod.
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Two Italian men sit behind a women on a bus, she ingores their conversation at first, but it shocked when she hears this: (strong italian accent)
"Emma comes first, then i come, two A sses, they come together, then i come again den two A sse, they come again i come again and pee twice, den i come once more"
"you pigs" the lady yells, "in this country, we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!" "hey coola down lady" the man says. I’mma just tellin my friend how to spella mississippi 
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this one is kind of racist sorry if i offend anyone =/
why do mexicans only cross the border in groups of twos or fours? but never three? because all of the signs posted on the border say no tres’ passing
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a teacher was teaching lil johhny math in school, Teacher: if i give you 2 rabbits then 2 more and another 2 how many do you have? Johnny: 7
Teacher: no listen again…i give you 2 rabbits another 2 then 2 mote how many do you have? Johhny: 7 Teacher: ok let me ask you this if i have 2 apples and i give you 2 and another 2, how much do you have? Johnny: 6 Teacher: good now if i give you 2 rabbits and 2 more and another 2 how much do you have? Johnny: 7!!! teacher: where the hell you getting 7 from? Johnny: cause i have one at home!!!!
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two men at airport, first man says "i can’t find my wife." second says "i can’t find mine either. "what does yours look like? 1st man says. "she’s 6ft tall, blond, big jugs. long legs, mini skirt, stockings, high heels and boob tube, what’s yours look like? 2nd man says " F uck her, we’ll look for yours"
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ooo man my all time favorite one
a guy a new sports car and starts speeding down the highway. cop tries to pull him over, but the guys keeps going, thinking "he’ll never catch me in this car" . after a while, reality sets in and he can’t believe he’s doing this, so he pulls over. when the cop comes up, he’s very angry he tells the guy that he’s had a very long day he is at the end of his shift, and writing up this incident would take another hour, so if the guy can give one good reason why he didn’t pull over, he’ll let him go. guy thinks a while then says "my wife let me last week for a cop and i thought you were him trying to give her back". cop stifles a laugh and
says "have a nice day"
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whats the difference between a wife and a prositute? onces on contract and the other is pay as you go.
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only in america can a pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance, 2. only in america…are there handicap parking places in front of a skating ring, 3. only in america do drugstores make the sick walk al the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigaretttes at the front 4. only in america do people order double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. only in america do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. only in america do we leave cars worth thousands and put our junk in the garage 7.only in america do we use answeing machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we wont miss a call from someone we didnt want to talk to in the first place.8. only in america do they have drive-up ATMs with braille lettering.
10 out of 10 plus a gold star for a super star because that’s how funny you are ha ha ha ha
Sir Will Bang…!!!!! | Aug 21, 2009
These are funny.
Your really good.
Bby Kakes | Aug 20, 2009
Long list lol. But they are all pretty good! Good job. I liked the Bin Laden one lol.
Brian | Aug 20, 2009
370HSSV-0773H
LOL!!!
cheng | Aug 20, 2009
haha., these are pretty funny!
iShandi | Aug 20, 2009
The Fugs - CIA Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW9cCWm53 H4
3:35
http://www.pieman.org/
good site
http://www.nostate.com/1439/fucking-a-ma n/
Who can kill a general in his bed?
Overthrow dictators if they
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